Saturday, September 15, 2012

Episode 161 - "Hear them cheer!"

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(part 1 of 2)

13 Comments:

Blogger Courtney said...

*Takes one look at the title picture and runs screaming*

September 17, 2012 10:08 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

And what'd Elvis ever do to you?

September 17, 2012 11:50 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Didn't Elvis bring the Abos to Australia thru the Dreamtime? It's in the Bible.

September 18, 2012 12:59 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Specifically the fifth gospel, the Book of Elvis.

September 18, 2012 1:32 PM  
Blogger Courtney said...

See, everything bad came from Elvis.

I have strange phobias, admittedly, like balloons, wtf?

September 19, 2012 11:05 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Your phobia is justified. The balloons really are out to get you. Where's that old DC character Balloon Buster when you need him?

September 19, 2012 11:59 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Lisa Marie Presley And Michael Jackson were trying to create super musicians children, so musically inclined they could fart top ten songs.

While on the topic of Michael's old flames, did you hear that 12 year old Tatum O'Neal tried to seduce 17 yr old Mike? What was wrong with him? He said no.

Elvis would be old like Elvis in Bubba Ho Tep. Have you been reading Penthouse Comix? There was a story there where Elvis was hanging out with Jimmy Hendrix and Jim Morrison on a secret spa island, finds out Lisa is married to Michael and plans on putting a stop to it.

What do you mean Sea Guy is difficult? Sea Guy is fun and straight forward, the stuff you might not understand yet is cause it hasn't been revealed yet or in Thoom's case, he couldn't find the whole series in the quarter bin.

Jerry Lee Lewis did stop getting bookings because he married an underage girl, but from what his music sounded like afterwards it seems she sapped the energy that fueled his talent.

All this talk of Elvis reminds me of one of the better post-apocalyptic movies with battling musicians, Six-String Samurai.

Fear of balloons? What could be worse for Courtney? Maybe this.

September 20, 2012 12:24 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Michael Jackson must be super-gay if he turned down a hot twelve-year-old!

Forget Seaguy - I just can't believe Tim hasn't read Doom Patrol. Maybe I should've told him about that one issue guest-starring the Justice League...

Clearly, Jerry Lee Lewis' underage cousin (literally) sucked all the talent from him.

And I don't recall that scene from when the Sci-Fi Channel aired Tank Police... Fucking censors.

September 20, 2012 1:17 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Feedburner's apparently showing everyone's "subscibers" at zero. I'm giving them 'til Monday to get their shit together, or I'm taking the counter down off of the site.

Also, just keep an eye on the "T MAFIA ON THOOM" part of the sidebar as I've been on a couple more THOOM episodes, and will presumably be on more to come.

September 21, 2012 2:54 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

And now for something Courtney may think is cute. (I promise it's not porn or disgusting or incest.)

September 21, 2012 3:39 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I was hoping for disgusting incestuous porn, actually.

September 21, 2012 4:14 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Okay, here, fine.
Father jailed like 2 years ago for having incest with 2 of his 5 daughters even though they are of consenting age. Incest illegal in the UK, yet noone tells the royal family. What's disgusting? The behemoth mom.

September 23, 2012 12:04 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Speaking of the royal family, how does Charles even get it up for that hideous Camilla Bowles, anyway?

September 23, 2012 12:34 PM  

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