Episode 136 - "Elissa, (SOMEHOW) you accessed OBJECT 524 (verboten, verboten, VERBOTEN)...!"
PCX reviews Empowered V5(part 3 of 4)
Saturday, December 19, 2009
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- Episode 1 - Podcast Macht Frei
- Episode 2 - Gloria Steinem's Favorite
- Episode 3 - Have You Seen These Children?
- Episode 4 - The Fine Points of the Law
- Episode 5 - No Powers? No Problem!
- Episode 6 - Godcast X
- Episode 7 - Podcast of the Apes
- Episode 8 - Beneath the Podcast of the Apes
- Episode 9 - Pimpadelic Podcast
- Episode 10 - Modcast X
- Episode 11 - Modcast X II
- Episode 12 - Pass the Prozac
- Episode 13 - Podcast X No More!
- Episode 14 - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Wookie Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask
- Episode 15 - Season Finale
- Episode 16 - X Minus One
- Episode 17 - X Minus One II
- Episode 18 - Thanks for the Mammaries
- Episode 19 - Thanks for the Mammaries II
- Episode 20 - Life During Wartime
- Episode 21 - Life During Wartime II
- Episode 22 - Is It Wicked Not to Care?
- Episode 23 - Snakes on a Podcast
- Episode 24 - Gothcast X
- Episode 25 - Hail Satan!
- Episode 26 - Hail Satan! II
- Episode 27 - Voulez Voodoo?
- Episode 28 - Hail Satan! III
- Episode 29 - Bloodsucking Freaks
- Episode 30 - Hail Satan! IV
- Episode 31 - Practical Magic
- Episode 32 - Flesh Feast
- Episode 33 - Podcast Xmas
- Episode 34 - Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...
- Episode 35 - Voulez Voodoo? II
- Episode 36 - Pedocast X
- Episode 37 - Back in the USSR
- Episode 38 - No Future
- Episode 39 - Catch-52
- Episode 40 - "The government is NEVER wrong, about ANYTHING!"
- Episode 41 - "You're RUDE and OFFENSIVE, Guy Gardner."
- Episode 42 - "Yes...I'm...uh...due on patrol, anyway!"
- Episode 43 - "Your butt looks big in those giant pants."
- Episode 44 - "No hope at all."
- Episode 45 - "Where the ghost men are."
- Episode 46 - "Can a man DO such a thing?"
- Episode 47 - "Truck."
- Episode 48 - "UNHAND ME, MORTAL!"
- Episode 49 - "So much for that clown!"
- Episode 50 - "Enough of your maudlin self-pity!"
- Episode 51 - "I will suffer your impudence--NO MORE!"
- Episode 52 - One day, in the 30th century, five super-animals frolic through the void...
- Episode 53 - "We may be ANIMALS...but we're too GENTLEMANLY to battle girls!"
- Episode 54 - "Velly clever!"
- Episode 55 - "Dammit, Venom's going to eat him."
- Episode 56 - "Every time I kill someone, I become more like God."
- Episode 57 - "I'm busy bleeding."
- Episode 58 - "Fake volcano too much?"
- Episode 59 - "My powers of seduction are irresistible."
- Episode 60 - "They're STUPID...but DANGEROUS!"
- Episode 61 - "I was just going to use that cucumber to make a salad, honestly."
- Episode 62 - "When I press your lips with mine, my darling, you will know that I am really real!"
- Episode 63 - "Let me clue you IN, Billy Graham--there is no God!"
- Episode 64 - "I will eat my rabbits ALONE!"
- Episode 65 - "Ah don't aim tuh DIE here all trussed up like some blamed Thanksgivin' TURKEY!"
- Episode 66 - "Only through my POWERS OF MIND did I ESCAPE..."
- Episode 67 - "Careful with those thorns, hon."
- Episode 68 - "Now you're a REAL junkie!"
- Episode 69 - "Cut the happy jazz, huh?"
- Episode 70 - The two one-legged girls attract the curious...
- Episode 71 - "?"
- Episode 72 - "By volunteering for this test you've made a remarkable contribution to SPACE MEDICINE."
- Episode 73 - "WAAAUGH"
- Episode 74 - "...and you shall accomplish what lesser men would term MIRACLES."
- Episode 75 - "Tarim's teeth!"
- Episode 76 - "You would prepare HORSE FEED for an earth-pig born?"
- Episode 77 - "NOW what?"
- Episode 78 - "I've heard you're pretty much the Devil incarnate."
- Episode 79 - "And...you are...?"
- Episode 80 - "SUPERGIRL!"
- Episode 81 - "I can be as nasty as I want!"
- Episode 82 - "And who's this ugly little monster?"
- Episode 83 - She had read an article in the ITALIAN EDITION OF VOGUE on FOOT-BINDING IN THE ORIENT which had really struck home with her!
- Episode 84 - And thus was born this WEIRD AVENGRESS OF THE NIGHT!
- Episode 85 - "You see, kids, Tavi will come back and STEP on us, you see."
- Episode 86 - "I KNOW ALL--AND ALL I KNOW, I HATE!"
- Episode 87 - "Have you any IDEA what it's like explaining to people that you're NOT a robot?"
- Episode 88 - "Send me into the dark, and I will live again."
- Episode 89 - "He could cause snowstorms and make little girls grow beards."
- Episode 90 - "Possession by space-ghosts?"
- Episode 91 - "Oh, now THIS is just stupid."
- Episode 92 - "Oooh, that makes me simply FURIOUS!"
- Episode 93 - "We love you, and Jesus does too."
- Episode 94 - "Highway SAFETY films, man!"
- Episode 95 - "Jenifer, NO!"
- Episode 96 - "Your right leg was utterly delightful..."
- Episode 97 - "Mmmm...the WOUND is still FRESH!"
- Episode 98 - "I could be GIRL FRANKENSTEIN."
- Episode 99 - "The fire inside her will be put out!"
- Episode 100 - "PHASE ONE complete."
- Episode 101 - "And who are YOU to swear by Ymir?"
- Episode 102 - "But I'll WARM you--warm you with the FIRE in my OWN BLOOD--"
- Episode 103 - "I tell you, the bird lies!"
- Episode 104 - "THE Mortimer Money?"
- Episode 105 - "Only one of us can be the Lone Ranger."
- Episode 106 - "Does Loch Lomond have bonnie banks?"
- Episode 107 - "This, folks, is SPLEUNKING in STYLE!"
- Episode 108 - "You've flipped your SUNBONNET, man!"
- Episode 109 - "Holy Harkov!"
- Episode 110 - FIN FANG FOOM!
- Episode 111 - "The freedom-loving traitors must be seized and punished!"
- Episode 112 - "They mean the sky-demons from Mars, who hurl long-range, disintegrating super-bombs!"
- Episode 113 - "I'll kill your mother and then find you and I'll cut off one of your furry, tick-ridden legs."
- Episode 114 - "I'm talking new, improved zombies."
- Episode 115 - "Just don't ask where I was when I heard about J.F.K."
- Episode 116 - "In the fast food restaurant of LIFE--Dolores was a CHEESEBURGER DELUXE."
- Episode 117 - "You should have a sign: 'NO ONE UNDER 41 ADMITTED WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT.'"
- Episode 118 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote
- Episode 119 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Episode 120 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote 3: Dream Warriors
- Episode 121 - Courtney vs. the Symbiote: The Final Chapter
- Episode 122 - "Surrender, Doctor, and face your Dalek masters."
- Episode 123 - "DETONATE THE REALITY BOMB!"
- Episode 124 - "Feeling no pain..."
- Episode 125 - "We cannot solve our sadness."
- Episode 126 - "So if I did a Nintendo thing called 'Flying Chainsaw Jesus' I'd be rich?"
- Episode 127 - "Score one for the Afro!"
- Episode 128 - "Because I want you to BEG for it, bitch!"
- Episode 129 - "Underneath all this, I'm still the same old CORPSE."
- Episode 130 - "We're crazy superstar mutants!"
- Episode 131 - "Daddy'll take good care of you..."
- Episode 132 - "But she must be at least EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!"
- Episode 133 - It did seem like such a WASTE, though, for the female to EAT the male afterwards.
- Episode 134 - "Besides, I kinda LIKE seeing you get your uppity on, Emp."
- Episode 135 - "That WAS quite badass...!"
- Episode 136 - "Elissa, (SOMEHOW) you accessed OBJECT 524 (verboten, verboten, VERBOTEN)...!"
- Episode 137 - "HMMM."
- Episode 138 - "IIIII II II III IIIII"
- Episode 139 - "Case still open..."
- Episode 140 - LUKE CAGE AIN'T GLEN CAMPBELL.
- Episode 141 - "We're READY for your kind!"
- Episode 142 - "Some baby!"
- Episode 143 - "I'll look the dame over all I pleases!"
- Episode 144 - "Good-bye, cruel world!"
- Episode 145 - She now belonged to another society, another world; a world of pot, LSD and free love.
- Episode 146 - "I just didn't think a DUCK could make me feel that way!"
- Episode 147 - "But if he don't unglue his eyes from yer mammaries, I'll--!"
- "Episode 148 - "Just for once shut up and KISS me, huh?"
- Episode 149 - "My name is MORONICA!"
- Episode 150 - "I didn't do a lot of crime-fighting in those first few weeks."
- Episode 151 - "Let's cut his BALLS off!"
- Episode 152 - "Okay, you cunts."
- Episode 153 - "Knife in the nuts?"
- Episode 154 - "I got Kevlar down to my UNDEROOS, dickhead."
- Episode 155 - "Is that COCAINE?"
- Episode 156 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead
- Episode 157 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 2
- Episode 158 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 3
- Episode 159 - Courtney vs. the Evil Dead 4
- Episode 160 - "DIRTY JEW!"
- Episode 161 - "Hear them cheer!"
- Episode 162 - Hail Satan! V
- Episode 163 - "Don't faint with gratitude!"
- Episode 164 - "I bestow the BELT!"
61 Comments:
Useful.
I thought Trekkie was a Buddhist.
Aren't the Wayan brothers and Tiger Wood proof that they aren't useful.
The XLF knows of other life forms in the universe, they all served X before his betrayal.
Who you think you are? La Cicciolina or DeSanto? Note- they both won elections by exposing themselves. And having sex with lesbians.
"Live a miserable life and die," TCM, I didn't know you were a priest. Now much makes so much sense.
Catch some old time radio.
Edgar Allan Poe, creator of the Cyborgs.
First off, now that I've watched that SW review, I just want to say what a relief it was that the critic used the scene in Phantom Menace where the giant pizza roll tells everyone watching the movie to go and kill people. Everyone's been fucking with me for years, claiming that scene isn't even in the movie! Fortunately, the pizza roll had already told me how to handle them.
Unfortunately, Trekkie's not a Buddhist; unfortunate because if he was, I would've talked him into setting himself on fire a long time ago.
"Walkypedia" now? How many fake Wikis are there?
There's a difference! I might be all like, "Oh, everyone just live your miserable little life and die (unless you're Courtney and you're young enough that you'll see the day science can just transplant your brain into a robot body.)" but priests would be more like, "Live a miserable life and die - But first, give us all your money!"
A lot of OTR (not all of it!) really is great; it's a shame that the Twitter generation is just into reality TV, special effect movies, etc. and would just be baffled by it ("Pic-ture...where picture? Me confused!")
When's this review going to end? Why couldn't you have edited it down?
On the bright side it gives me more time to work on my Army of Darkness costume. The chainsaw hand is giving trouble.
This is the LONGEST review since Superman with Starhawk. I think I just might set myself on fire- just as a distraction. You and Courtney are quite chatty, TM
Xantes, I'm not a buddist, I'm a thrice married sexist with delusions of attaining nirvanic bliss through the Dharma of Misogyny.
To another old ex-podcaster, I recently referred to Courtney as "That cute as a button young sidekick". I was told that was a left handed compliment.
To which I replied- ok, then to rephrase... if a female has to co-host my old show- at least... it's Courtney?
I was then told that was no better.
I am old now. I just do not understand this modern world of today filled with women podcasters, retarded cops and the Big N' Tasty (which is neither).
For the very best in bi-daily misogyny
Wow, Courtney, you'd fit in well in the US with your enlightening views on the Aborigines of Australia. You just have to do a find/replace, using "Native Americans" or "Blacks."
XantesFire: never mind him
MC Trekkie: I actually did not expect you to comment here. It's a coincidence that I actually checked out your blog before I decided to comment here. In other words, I do not want to give you any credit for the inspiration to visit your page.
Trenchcoat: I see that you can come together with the Christians on the one belief: that we are the only planet in the universe that is unique. Aww, Merry Christmas, Trenchcoat.
So do you think I should keep up the level of offensiveness that I had in this episode? I thought it was funny, but maybe I should tone it back down.
So you're asking me if you should censor yourself? What a foolish question!
Why do I now have weird images of Courtney making out with Girl Hitler, both naked? You know she only has one ovary.
Vichus, you poor man, you visited my page on your own? I had just finished telling TM that I thought I had less readers than Podcast XXX. Ah well It's fun for me- and Cathartic to finally tell the truth about women.
Doctor Misogyny and Khan. Together.
Such incredible potential to annoy the little one in One brief PodCast
I thought Hitler killed his niece (or had her killed) after accosting/raping her. Didn't the Munich police cover it up?
Courtney- regarding Jews... beware... there are more of us than you know.
I have a cousin who happens to be an Aboriginal Jew (not that there is anything wrong with that)
Like most of your people- He doesn't work either- but at least he feels guilty about it.
A funny thing about Hitler (and true)- he did hate the Jews, but envied their racial purity.
No, seriously- where did you people get the idea that I was Jewish?
Trekkie isn't even a Jewish last name!
"Your" old show, Trekkie? That's a good one; see that - all evidence on your actual episodes aside, you can be funny when you wanna be!
And only people who've actually listened to the entire review (or were recording it with me) so far get to complain about its duration. Which is kinda the same reason you never hear me complain about, say, War and Peace or Berlin Alexanderplatz.
Y'know, it's interesting how you leave your former(?) friends, the Comic Book Haters, in peace and never try to provoke them by attacking their show for no apparent reason. Hmm...
Vichus, I refuse to believe in little green men, because if there were any aliens, you'd think they'd have had the good sense to just blow up the Earth already.
Courtney, don't you ever censor yourself! There's already a place where everyone does that, and it's called "just about every other podcast out there."
Haters? You mean from years ago?
Huh- look at this- speaking of Hitler-
Someone DID equate the irrationality, evil and slow decline of the Comic Book Haters with Hitler's own downfall.
I would imagine someone would have to be very familiar with that crowd to get the joke- but - suffice to say, it seems to have been done.
I seem to remember a while back they did a "video podcast" that was the worst thing I'd ever seen.
They're done.
TM, do they even bother to post anymore?
Oh, no you don't; you're just trying to make me the guilty party that'd raise their page view numbers by one!
Who's Cathartic?
Yeah, and there's the horrifying truth behind jews. There are more among us than we think. It's like the Skrulls. They get some plastic surgery and hide among us.
Hitler was a self hating jew.
Isn't "kie" a jew surname endcap sound? Like Apotowski, Annefranski, Shatnerski, Efronski, Portmanski, Radcliffekie, Arquetteski and Trekkie.
Aliens don't want to come here because they can see it gives regular people headaches to try to explain evolution and god's non-existence to the religious.
Their video cast was the "Hands" reference in the "Hitler decline." They put out a cast last week and I haven't gotten to it yet. Their other recent cast are called, "Check your Head", a pothead analyzing comics. I just delete those.
Further proof that the jews are hidden among us, my captcha word is "Sceinske."
Xantes-
From what I remember (and I haven't been on their show for years) They were ALL potheads. Hard to focus on doing the show through all that smoke and haze. First time I'd ever experienced both a contact high and "second-hand dumb ass"
(Except when I PodCast with Khan)
I am thinking of releasing a line of "It's Khan!" action figures with a pull string. He will come with 8 pre- recorded epithets, STD pockmarks, and removable/opposable genitalia.
A Jewish Trekkie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-C0dR_xxNM
PS- I have been behind on my PodCasts
Xantes - nice work on your 'Mazing Man review on Thoom! . Forced me to go read the comic. In my head 'Mazin Man is a bit of a precursor to Ex Machina's "The Great Machine"... A Good hearted New York dufus in a funny hat interacting with just plain folks.
John Safran can be interesting sometimes but he's just so creepy.
If he says Eurasian one more time, I swear!
I found another clip with David Irving, man he is such an idiot.
It's funny when you don't really mean it, but when you genuinely believe such ignorant racist thoughts it's just scary.
Saw Avatar today. Visually awesome. Story is essentially Pocahontas. Didn't need to be three hours. I got more excited about District 9 and Star Trek.
Actually I got more excited over the first Transformers.
Oh. John Safran is Australian...
That explains everything.
I have decided that Mrs. Trekkie #4 will now have to be Eurasian - likeness of whom will go quite nicely atop the traditional American wedding pudding aside the one of me- given my own ethnic background of 1/2 Columbian and 1/2 Trekkie.
Oh, and my god that Phantom Menace review was funny. I think I broke something inside when he stuffs the greasy pizza rolls in the envelope.
I don't get his obsession with "Eurasian", doesn't that cover everyone except for half the blacks and American Indians? Aren't the dot Indians, Chinese, Japanese, Mongolians, Russians, Swedish, I mean it's Europe and Asia. That's every type.
Racist are funny. No really. Twisted funny.
I just finished listening to CBH's recent cast and I don't remember it. I know I heard it but I can't remember the details.
Bloody hell, I also just finished watching the rest of the Phantom Menace review and I've forgotten how bad it truly is.
By "eurasian" he means a white person fucked an Asian person, specifically; he wants a wife who's subservient, but not a total bummer to hang around.
Also, Courtney, this isn't back when we only had boats. Black people live practically everywhere.
As to your one comment, Trekkie: an "ex-" podcaster would be one who had appeared on a podcast and wasn't ever going to again (as if 2010's gonna be the Trekkie-free paradise I'm sure that Tim dreams of!) And as far as declaring Starhawk an ex-podcaster, I've no idea why you'd risk his fearsome wrath by making his career decisions for him - this sort of thing is exactly why he built us that reality bomb to blow you up in the first place!
"Half-Columbian" doesn't work as a joke unless you follow it up with some kind of pot and/or coffee reference; if you're going for "just inherently funny", you've gotta go for one of those countries that just sound goofy to say out loud like, "Estonia" or something.
Xantes, is it "red dot Indians" or just "dot Indians"? If I'm gonna offend them all anyway, I wanna make sure I do it right.
And as opposed to how...some other shows out there can be, hopefully there's something in any given episode of PCX that leaves some kind of impression! Which reminds me to say, anyone out there who's not just being a hater, feel free to criticize us all you want. I may not agree with you, of course, but that's what makes horse races. Or whatever the hell that stupid phrase is.
Courtney, you do know who you were sounding like when you were all, "How come you didn't edit me more? If I was no good, it was all your fault somehow!", right?
I'd never even heard of this creepy David Irving guy but at 71, he should be dead soon anyway (then again, with Oral Roberts just dropping dead the other day at ninety-one, all the biggest assholes out there just seem to linger.)
I have a chainsaw hand, groovy!
I found a guy on DeviantART who would make one like this:
http://police-box-traveler.deviantart.com/art/Evil-Dead-Chainsaw-Prop-91231384
So all I have to do is get a boomstick and make the holster.
Easy.
No, I meant dot indians. The tradition is red for married, black for unmarried. Nowadays it's in fashion to match the dot with the clothes.
Wait a sec, Avatar is basically Pocahontas? So the girl he's interesting in is 13? Now I want to see it.
Of course it doesn't have to be so long. It's based on a short story of a crippled soldier part of an experiment where they put his mind into a simple minded humanoid living on Jupiter. When they have technical problems they think his mind is rejecting the link but they find out the soldier's mind is rejecting his body. His crippled body dies and he's left in a strong and powerful body.
No boomstick? No chainsaw? I seriously wonder how prepared you Australians are going to be when the next animal uprising happens. They are testing your defenses as we speak.
Courtney, see, it's good that I take forever to get stuff online; it gives you that much more time to get your costume all perfect.
Xantes, kangaroos are trying to kill dogs? Good! I hate dogs! I say we train all the kangaroos and give them appropriate dog-killing weapons. And since she's doing this whole sexy version of Evil Dead thing, I may even be merciful and order my kangaroo shock troopers to (only) spare Courtney's dogs in the forthcoming canine apocalypse.
Re Xantes' link:
Huh. A Philadelphia Media outlet was the only one courageous enough to break this story.
Did anyone else notice that the reporter used the phrase "allegedly slashed Richard's face..." Are we protecting the rights of Kangaroos now? Can you libel or slander a 'roo?
They just look like big killer rabbits to me anyhow.
Oh, and TM- I'm all for your shock troops concept. They'd all have to have cool PCX badges though- and use really primitive weapons. I wonder how a roo would look with an SS Helmet and Jack Boots?
Ninja Kangaroo
You have a kangaroo army? Which one of my marsupial minions have become traitors?
And if any domestic animal is going to face genocide it should be cats.
Selfish, nature destroying bastards.
Fighting Kangaroos? Yeah I saw that film
You mean if any domestic animal could commit genocide it would be cats, they've done it before. But hey, they were just keeping us safe from the plague. How about doing Maus, with Trekkie as pro-mice and Courtney as pro-Catzis.
Oh, I'm always reminded that cats don't play nice
Courtney, I was actually surprised you took the kangaroos' side in all this, but then I remembered Tank Girl and the "special" relationship Aussie girls apparently have with the kangas.
Xantes, I'd be all for that, but even though I can easily picture Courtney taking the pro-Nazi side in that scenario, I just can't picture her being pro-cat under any circumstances.
Vichus, if those guys are gonna keep reviewing movies that bad (Those things were supposed to be kangaroos? Really?!), the least they can do is assign 'em all to Nostalgia Chick so we can at least look at her between the awful film clips.
She's seems to be pro-kangaroos-subservient not pro-kangaroos-rulers-of-Australia. She doesn't like cats? Don't tell me she likes mice. I stopped rooting for Jerry when I was 6 and understood what Jerry was and cheered Tom.
Hey, Nostalgia Critic is cute. He's there for me to look at inbetween bad movie clips.
Oh and I hate mice too. They're just food for that python I will one day get. Mum's afraid of snakes, that's not going to stop me!
Imagine the menagerie that will be Courtney's own abode. Pythons, Nostalgia critics, closets full of Cosplay outfits... I fear for the future of that little continent.
One day I will become a supervillain and this entire continent/country/island shall be mine!
Hmmm, I was right. She's gonna experiment on those poor creatures in her mad scientist lab/cellar, and create the next Playpus, but more dangerous. What's are gonna create? Cyber-roos, Air-rays, Bindi-Bait and you're gonna dress them up in Altair outfits?
No, I would never do anything to animals. Humans on the other hand...
not even to the ones you don't like? Cats, mice, McT?
I think I was already experimented on- which explains Khan, my three wives, and everything else.
Is your cock upside down? If so then there's a good chance you've been operate/experimented on by an Australian mad scientist.
One day I will become a supervillain...
Courtney's use of future tense here confuses me. I think "one day" was actually a lonnng time ago. Seriously, even in that picture on her blog where she's just two years old, she has an evil gleam in her eye like she's killed one of her playmates and is just trying to look all innocent.
Gleam connotes positive. That clearly is, rather, a glint...
As in, "When I grow up, I shall (re)attach my enemies' cocks backward! (after I blow them up, of course)"
The upside about my new "man-hood shaped thingie"?
I get my own bathroom in New York-
The LGBTQ community accepted me with open arms whilst uttering their traditional new member rallying cry- What The fuck is that?"
I was born evil, but I'm no supervillain yet. I only have one henchman, Aidsmaster5000. And he has ADHD, so he doesn't even listen to me half the time.
I do have a costume, several infact.
But where's my nemesis? Where's my superpowers? Where's my empire? Where's my crazy inventions?
All coming soon I hope.
And one day I shall be fearless, unstoppable for there shall be nothing I CANNOT CHANGE, MUAHAHAHA!
So yeah, that's coming along.
Remember, in the world of superpowered beings, diseases and afflictions only serve to enhance abilities.
True. You'd think there'd be an AIDS Lad or somesuch by now.
And just for the record (Trekkie), the word "gleam" has no inherent positive connotation:
gleam [gleem]
1. flash or beam of light.
2. dim or subdued light.
3. brief or slight manifestation or occurrence; trace.
Example:
Despite the blood he'd just splattered it with, his knife gleamed brightly as the bitch, well, just kept on screaming. He merely laughed at her in mild annoyance as he brought his weapon down on her face again to slice her remaining eyeball neatly in half. "Lights out, baby", he chuckled playfully.
Oh, we basically did.
Trenchcoat, have you ever considered a career in writing? I actually liked that little scenario there.
I'll illustrate!
As I once observed, TM, the distinction between us is that I want women whose personalities have been deadened- you just want 'em dead.
That passage of yours above flowed from you just too easily. It's clear you had a glint in your eye even as it was being typed.
Oh, and I don't care what evil superpowers you people give to Courtney- as long as she has a ludicrous weakness.
Vichus, I actually read that horrible Northstar story at the time. Obviously, it took me years to learn to just avoid everything with Bill Mantlo's name on it.
Courtney, have I told you lately how cute it is that you're obviously gonna grow up to be a homicidal maniac?
Trekkie, "ludicrous weakness", you say? Download Fantastic Four #177 and check out (snicker) Captain Ultra...
@TM-
Ok, I'm out if it's a J'onn J'onnz type weakness.
oh, and @Courtney-
Re:T Mafia's mad writing skillz
Time for you people to do a comic book. Perhaps a young Aussie superhero/villian with an unseen remote skypish mentor.
You know I was just thinking about that. Create a comic based on Podcast X.
I've written stories for episodes before, it's just a matter of translating that to comic form.
And just as a tease, everyone, another of those episodes featuring scenarios written by Courtney herself (ala episode #100) is coming-- well, eventually...
I believe my brother and myself would have grown up to be super villains if there were superheroes. What incentive did we as 5 and 10 year olds have to finish designing and creating a freeze gun or an aging ray or a shrink ray or a spray everything in the room yellow gun? Okay the last one was just a sprinkler head, a hose and a hand powered water pump, but that was just the prototype and it worked.
I think of all the weak ass weaknesses there ever were, was the Fonz's weakness to liver. That's when I realize the Fonz, no matter what they said about him at school, is not really cool.
I guess Courtney's nemesis could be Bindi.
But a "spray everything in the room yellow gun" (which All-Star Batman was apparently insane enough to actually make) would give you a criminal headquarters impervious to the entire Green Lantern Corps. For that matter, why Luthor doesn't have a base of operations made out of kryptonite, I have no idea (since they've apparently retconned Byrne's "Oh, kryptonite's eventually lethal to humans, too!" idiocy.)
I can't blame Fonzie for hating liver, which is easily the most disgusting "food" item ever. And if he's not cool, it's only because he neglected to fuck both Tuscadero sisters.
Courtney doesn't need to kill that homely little girl; my theory is that the worlds' stingrays have long had a plan to take out the Irwin gene pool one at a time; they just started with "the main guy".
Well yeah. but that's only because they've been hired by Hasidic koalas to do the job.
That's why I would have made a "spray everything in the room yellow" gun, to defeat The Green Lanterns. That was part of the problem we saw when we were kids. Okay the hero might not always know what kind of criminal he was facing but usually the criminal knew what kind of hero he was facing. So you prep for them.
You rob a bank in Gotham, you do it during the daytime, you wash your car before the bank robbery, wear gloves and you change your shoes before you get out of the car. Batman likes doing soil spectrum analysis. And never, never ever leave a riddle behind.
If you rob a bank in Coast City, you have one guy standing by the door with a yellow spray can, a yellow bag and a yellow wooden club. You tag, bag and klonk him if he comes flying thru.
Liver is tasty. Especially with fava beans and an ale.
I don't even think the Fonz ever went past second base with any of the women he dated. You knew he could kiss and take off a bra. But he never got any of those girls pregnant and you knew he didn't know what a condom was. One time someone dumped a kid on Fonzie and claimed it was his he kept saying it was impossible. The end of the episode she came back to get the kid and said of course it's not.
How did I miss this.
Hey, I got a question. If you heard of a group called The Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (RAINN), would you think they were for or against rape, abuse and incest?
Still yet another reason that Batman sucks: Can you even imagine a competent hero like the Punisher letting the Riddler even finish saying "Riddle me this--" before just shooting him in the head?!
And I say the only reason you never saw any illegitimate Fonzie babies is that he got an inexpensive "bulk rate" on getting his bitches all scraped out from neighborhood abortionist Mrs. Cunningham.
Speaking of that diseased TV gene pool, if I had seen Richie Cunningham(!) telling me to vote, I never would have.
And not only would I assume any right-thinking bitches' organization would naturally be all for rape/abuse/incest, I'd assume they'd provide house keys to homes of sluts who deserve to be raped and abused anyway (which is to say, all of them.) As for any "incest" targets, we'd presumably already know ourselves where they live.
Fonzie liked Ike, and his bike liked Ike- so no surprise he'd given W a chance at first. What in the world was that PSA, anyhow? Gazillionaire Ron Howard did that and that's all he could afford?
I hope that someone spoofs the hell out of that with fake voices.
TM, Rape Rape Rape! So much effort! You never heard of Ruffies?
Mrs Cunningham? I always thought the abortions went on at Arnolds in the Meat Locker. I mean, what did Al end up doing late nights, anyhow- And why were the burgers so cheap?
PS, "Drive Through Abortions" is (tm)me. (except they probably have them in Vegas- obvious what happens there stays there)
Christina. Still not sure.
I don't think the Punisher would be able to figure out any of the riddles.
Remember Fonzie only falls in love with a woman with a six year old daughter. Now I wonder if it's because it's a female who is not a virgin and can teach Fonzie what to do or is it because there's a six year old? "Happy Days" should have changed the name to "Happy Days Lolita".
Ricci?
Xantes, why didn't you tell me about This?
Did that make her qualified to do the Rape PSA, or was Fonzie her StepDad?
PCX: The Classics Tour.
Is this the Jew review?
Courtney, still on the black guy thing?
Life out there? Among the stars? Rare, and rarer still because the other problem is when? How long do these civilizations last til they are wiped out or kill themselves or turn inward and become consumers for their corporate bosses.
Punisher Vagina
Have Aidmaster 5000, paint his face black, video it and post it.
Courtney getting spanked by her mom, hot.
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