Saturday, April 19, 2008

Episode 82 - "And who's this ugly little monster?"

PCX reviews Tank Girl V1
(part 2 of 2)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

ACTUALLY courtney! IT DOES SNOW HERE! in 3 places (or more i think) Victoria,new south wales & in tasmainia KNOW YOUR FACTS SIS!

Jordan coombs (some cool guy)

April 19, 2008 11:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and courtney,as you question you maturity to the other co-podcasters their a little mature'er (in their topics) but are...somewhat...retarded-I mean special!

April 19, 2008 11:30 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Did I hear right? Courtney Coons? Coons?! Coons? No wonder Starhawk has a problem with you.

king kong went to hong kong to play ping pong with his ding dong

Vagina monsters? Love that term but first time I'm remember hearing it. Just cause she's 16 doesnt mean she doesnt have kids, I live in the projects and there are plenty of 16, 15 year olds with children. And she is from a penal colony.

You should do Books of Magic, Tim Hunter, a boy who finds out he's a prophesied future major wizard, it's a sort of a fucked up version of Harry Potter, created 7 years before Potter. (Gaiman denies Rowling plagarized.)


There was a scene when the Hulk was the professor and he was fighting the Leader, the Hulk's clothes were blown off and the Leader asks the Hulk to cover himself cause he's making everyone else feel very inadequate. And the Hulk did give cancer to betty, that's how she died. That's why the medical industry wants to make it required for lttle girls to get the HPV (Hulk Penis Venom) vaccine. I figure if you're ever at an orgy with the hulk, you don't want his sloppy seconds cause, 1.I never feel anything when going thru the Holland Tunnel and 2.That hole is now radioactive.

And the moral of this comment-Don't forget little girls, get the HPV vaccine, cause you never know when you'll be tempted with something huge and green.

April 20, 2008 12:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was the break song?

I've been a good little minion and written the script for both of my upcoming episodes!


April 21, 2008 6:35 AM  
Anonymous Thoom said...

What are you reviewing Courtney? 'Hellboy' and what else?
Scripts? We don't need no stinkin' scripts! This is an improv show! They got 'Groundlings' or The Improv down there, don't they?

April 21, 2008 5:26 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


Feel free to continue correcting your sister's mistakes. I can see why you're the one who wasn't kicked out of school.


I lost all interest in Books of Magic when I tried to read that last series with Blonde Zatanna in it.

And I'm still trying to figure out why Courtney lusts after Doctor Manhattan, but rejects the Hulk. I mean, I'd take a green bitch (an Orion slave girl, Gamora, She-Hulk, Jade, etc.) over a blue one (uh...okay, I'm stuck here...some random Kree bitch?) any time.


The song was "Psychotic Girl" by The Black Keys (Attack & Release, 2008).

Script? I defy you to stick to that when we actually record!

"And here, Hellboy--"

"You know, we haven't mentioned anal rape this entire episode yet."

"--um, rips the, uh, villain's head off his robot body--"

"Seriously, you know Hellboy must use that tail of his to do freaky sexual things like--"

"Um, uh..."


re: CC's next review after's a surprise, dammit!

Okay, okay, it's Gold Key's Bewitched comic. I was so inspired by XantesFire's take on the concept in #81's comments thread, we just had to go there.

Well, no, I'm lying (not about XantesFire though; I mean, the phrase "snivelling wife beater" alone is priceless.) Lying for right now, anyway. I mean, aren't witches satanic? Sounds like perfect "Tribute to Satan Month" fodder to me...

April 21, 2008 8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Satan month?

And the Hulk is a big dumb man-child. I like blue or red men.
And come on Trenchcoat, you think I haven't already thought about the kinkyness of Hellboy's tail?

I was known for my improv skills in highschool drama. But I'm much more comfortable when I have at least something planned out.
It's not a script exactly, more like three pages of notes.

Blonde Zatanna? NOOOO! It's like having a blonde Wonder Woman. It's just wrong.

To Starhawk- I now understand why you went on a four part rant about racism. I went on the IMDB forums and I came across several racists. The amount of crap they believe in was insane. And what's worse is that no matter what anyone said they just would not listen. Yet when we told them to shut up they called us ignorant.
What did black people ever do? If anything they should be the ones to be angry.


I have decided that I am Zatanna. Jr.

April 22, 2008 12:35 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Well with the Hulk you can get a variety of sex partners. Grey Hulk I think is on the S&M side, he likes being cruel. Dumb green Hulk for when you just want a simple, "Hulk Fucks!", man child. Guess the Professor Hulk will atleast find your g-spot, but leave u with a prolapse vagina once he's finish. Actually any of them probably do that. Great, now I'm picturing Betty Ross with a prolapse vagina, no wonder General Ross hated Banner.

Blonde Zatanna? That was an alternate future, I wasn't sure it was blonde, I thought it was suppose to be her hair lighten with age or she colored it cause she was in hiding. Not sure, didn't collect those.

I've been wanting to have a tail ever since I read Venus on a Half Shell by Philip Jose Farmer(writer of the Riverworld books), it's about an immortal space traveler, in one chapter he gets a tail when visiting a world of cat people, cause without it he was sexually handicapped.

Well you know what they say about blue balls. Courtney, do you lust over Dr Manhattan, cause he can be more than one body at a time?

About blue women, you forgot Mystique, Nightcrawler's daughter, Smurfette(now that'll be a tight hole), Zhaan from Farscape, and Orion slave girls.

April 22, 2008 5:26 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


Yup. Tribute to Satan Month. Every October exclusively on Podcast X.

And hey, Red Hulk is red!

Believe it or not, there was a blonde Wonder Woman (Cathy Lee Crosby; shudder.)

People like those IMDb posters are exactly why Obama lost Pennsylvania yesterday. Philly and Pittsburgh aside, the media's right on target in calling PA a "working class" (their code for "white trash") state.


Your description of that Farmer book reminds me of a a story from F&SF where the dude had to wear an "extender" on his cock, 'cause the alien broad he was screwing had a vaginal canal like a yard long or something. It's shit like this, Superman's cumshot blowing Lois' head off, and the "handicap" of humans not having tails that makes me wonder sometimes about this whole alien-fucking thing.

Granted the Orions were blue in the 70s Trek cartoon, but in live action those Orion slave girl strippers were green! Now, Mystique...oh yeah, she's right up there with Aeon Flux on the list of comics & cartoon bitches I need to fuck.

April 23, 2008 7:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hulk is just too big.

List of Marvel characters I would do:
Venom (hentai, woo!)

Dr.Strange (and his MAGIC hands)

Doom (that's got to be...Interesting)

Silver Surfer (I'm going to fuck every colour of the rainbow!)
He's basically Marvel's Dr.Manhattan.

Blade (or any vampire really)

And maybe Tony, but I don't know where he's been.


April 23, 2008 11:37 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...


Hulk too big? I should have taken a pic of Mini-Hulk when I was at Comiccon.

Nah, you don't want Dr. Strange, remember the reason he stopped being a surgeon was cause his car accident left his hands neurologically damaged. And then the Hulk crushed them.

Now if you do have sex with the Surfer, you gotta tell us afterwards, where was he hiding his penis? Does he just have on silver shorts or does it form when arroused?

Hey you still didn't say why Dr. Manhattan.

T Mafia,

Ever heard of a comic called Alien Sex? It's about a male and a female scientists testing out a portable force field device by screwing aliens in their natural environments. It's okay, but seems more like a story written around a pervert's sketches.

Aeon Flux, Yeah I think she's sexy for a cartoon but the way her relationships end up, I think I'll pass.

Cathy Lee Crosby's Wonder Woman is one of those weird things that I experience and my mind blocks most of it from memory. I just seem to remember jogging suit and nostrils.

April 24, 2008 6:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jogging suits and notrils? Alrighty then, I'm adding that to my list of random sentences that I will never hear again.

Why Dr.Manhattan? I'm a xeno/exophiliac. I like anything different and non-human.
He can do all sorts of stuff with his powers and being highly intelligent he's probably figured out all sorts of stuff he can do with them.

And I just don't like Hulk, get over it! Green women may be hot, but it doesn't work for men.

April 24, 2008 8:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, WTF am I saying? I love Martian Manhunter.
What is it with me and the quiet brooding, shapeshifting alien types?


April 24, 2008 8:49 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Since Starhawk continues to post in threads for old episodes where people are less likely to come across his rantings, I'll copy & paste this first:

You people (and note that the kindler, gentler Starhawk did not say 'freaks'; but, indeed smells deviants) are weird.

Starhawk did not see Zatanna. Starkawk saw the Joker. Not sexy. Very much like a man dressed as a sicko woman.

Starhawk is appalled, isn't he?

Meanwhile, welcome back to some and another word of caution to others: any sixteen year old boy can sound like a sixteen year old girl.


- Starhawk


The only person fucking Stark should be Amy Winehouse as they've both no doubt drunkenly contracted every STD known to man, and you can't catch something you already have.


Coincidentally, I have an SF collection called Alien Sex (it was the 90s and "erotic horror" was all the rage, so who can blame the sci-fi geeks for trying to horn in on the action?), but have never heard of this comic. I'm guessing from the premise that your assessment of it is on target, though.

Speaking of hot cartoon chicks and Nostril Girl, I'd still rather re-watch the Crosby Wonder Woman abortion than sit through that PG-13 action movie thing that Hollywood turned Aeon Flux into.

April 24, 2008 6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

by the way xantesfire..ITS COOMBS AS IN:(Origin Cornish British) A place between hills, a valley! (i think i have a correcting problem?)

jordan COOMBS

April 25, 2008 9:19 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...


Jogging suits and nostrils
I am sort of turned on by the fact that the Martian Manhunter can shapeshift into a female. Is it wrong to have sex with a male shapeshifter when he's in female form? Is it wrong to have sex with a shapeshifter while they look like Princess Diana just after the accident? With her dead fetus hanging out? Oh wait, I might be asking the wrong person.

T Mafia

Is it wrong to have sex with a shapeshifter while they look like Princess Diana just after the accident? With her dead fetus hanging out?
What kind of collection is Alien Sex? Videos or books?


Heh, heh, "a place between hills, a valley" sounds naughty.

April 25, 2008 11:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Know your facts, bro!

We've finished reviewing Hellboy, the five hour monster it turned out to be. So much for Trenchcoat's estimated time of 90 minutes. But we can probably cut it down to that. There was ALOT of tangenting!

April 25, 2008 11:40 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


Keep it up. The sibling bickering between you and Courtney amuses me.

Uh, and skip over this next part.


re: Is it wrong to have sex with a shapeshifter while they look like Princess Diana just after the accident? With her dead fetus hanging out?

It's not wrong at all. In fact, it's perfectly normal for any man to crave a bloody and banged-up dead bitch (or a shapeshifter simulating one) to just lie there while you go to town on her. Now admittedly the dead fetus makes the scenario even hotter, but you wouldn't want the umbilical cord to get in the way of your thrusting cock; better to just rip the cord out altogether and stuff the fetus in her mouth or something. If the dead fetus is female on the other hand, you might want to alternate between fucking both Diana and the little vagina monster.

Oh, and Alien Sex was a "word book" collecting short stories (including the arguably pro-bestiality tale "Her Furry Face") about all kinds of hot human-on-nonhuman action.


I thought (as is usually the case) that the tangents were all the best parts!

April 26, 2008 8:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, tangents are what make this podcast interesting. But they weren't all neccessary, particularly when we were talking about the character that will be in my next podcast.

And cut it out you two, that was just as gross as a certain joke I showed Trenchcoat.


April 27, 2008 3:05 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Oh, no no no. There's nothing that could be just as gross as a certain joke that (as you confess) you directed me to was.

I had to purge myself of that joke by telling it to Vixen and now she's the one stuck with it, because I can't imagine her ever repeating it to anyone else.

April 27, 2008 8:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But that's some messed up shit, to the point that it's scary.
Like the scary noise that the disabled icon makes when you click on it.


April 27, 2008 8:11 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

*Regret asking it already*
What joke?


What's gross? I was just asking a question in case Prince Charles ever asked me if it was okay to have sex with a shapeshifter who looks like a mangled Princess Di with a dead fetus hanging out. (By the way T Mafia, I would think, the dangling bloody fetus would feel good, theoritically, rubbing on my nutsack or Prince Charles' nutsack.)

T Mafia

How does "Her Furry Face" end? I think I might have read it cause I remember reading a story about a smart ape and a scientist, don't remember much about it just that afterwards I kept wondering how Dr. Zira would be in bed. And that if "Bedtime for Bongo" had any sex scenes.

April 27, 2008 9:52 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


Maybe this is just my obsession with all things satanic speaking, but it kinda sounds like the Lord's Prayer backwards. We're probably unleashing demons and shit upon the world every time we click that icon.


You have a point about the dangling fetus; I should've considered that.

And that's the story. If I recall, the ape bitch turns on him; destroying his life and career while she lives happily ever after. The moral: No matter what species they are, you can't trust the bitches. I mean, at least that's what I got out of it.

On the other hand, you just know Dr. Zira would be a total freak in bed.

April 28, 2008 7:35 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

If your mom counts his drugs, so you chip off little slivers, use a nail file to scrap some off each pill.

Babies are being raped in Africa as a cure to AIDS, sounds like all you need to fit into such a small hole is determination.

Joker has stolen candy from babies.

Twilight Zone sea monkeys?

The Dirty Life of Obi Wan Kenobi, isn't that Grizzly Adams.

Sounds like you never worked with gamblers or salespeople. They would look for any reason to be inspired for that day or to explain their bad luck. Horoscopes were prefect for that.

Soon women and directors will realize that we have software to enhance attributes and erase imperfections

Hmmm, Dr. Zira.

July 12, 2011 4:19 AM  

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