Monday, November 24, 2008

Episode 103 - "I tell you, the bird lies!"

PCX reviews Help! #13
(part 1 of 3)


Blogger T Mafia said...

'kay, I'm just posting my response(s) to everyone who commented on last episode's thread here so nobody misses any of my wit and wisdom.

Tim, Bring on StinkyCon already!

Xantes, I liked the Gingerbread Witch story in 1001 Nights, too. I just hate to admit it, knowing the writer's such an ass.

Courtney, I second your pro-cheesiness vote as far as the spanking pics on Xantes' blog go. That really does make it funnier.

Charles, re: I do listen to CBH, but I'm not that big of a fanboy of it.

Nobody is, Charles.

Nobody is.

Trekkie, Sock puppets are one thing; I don't see any harm in anyone using any of their on-air "alter-egos". I just think it's silly (which is why you don't see me posting as "Joe Quesada's Dead Father".)

And hey, "Pedocast X" was one of mine (and I take pride that the very concept drove a listener away); however, the legendary '06 Secret Spreadsheet of Potential PCXes does contain a hundred or so your own "surreal ideas", as you called them, many of which are way more offensive (and therefore funnier) than even "Pedocast". I would list some of them right here, but, y'know, Mrs. Trekkie #4.

November 24, 2008 9:10 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Courtney Palin.

Courtney, I think I set it for you to comment.

Even the biggest assholes can write something interesting, look at "Mein Kampf".

November 24, 2008 11:20 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Never read it. I saw The Eternal Jew, though; which I'd assume is pretty much the same thing. Like Hitler's moustache, the flick's got a lot of unintentional comedic value.

November 25, 2008 3:50 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

I will check with the original spreadsheet, but I know one thing. You owe it to the fans to do your Darwin from SeaQuest impression. I mean THAT was a keeper.

And no offense to Charles.
Listen to (and respond to) whatever you like- I am simply wary these days of Holiday CBH shenanigans.

The poor fans! TCM you should have broken up the trekkie eps-

By the time these all air I will have the Gays after me with Torches, crosses and zombie clones of George Takei.

November 25, 2008 8:19 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Bomb the churches first, then we'll tax them later for the extra protection.



What the fuck? How can you be against gay adoption? If you're a male orphan and you get adopted by lesbians, you could always watch. And if you get adopted by a pair of gay guys, that means you get to fuck their fag hags.

To the Moon

November 25, 2008 10:01 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

Fuck the fack hags?

You know... I never really thought of that. I was too busy with the mom's I'd like to lick schtick

There are more parts to this damn 'cast- and I give TM more chances to convince me.

I just think that EVERYTHING would be sexually charged if a boy was raised by lesbians.

I mean there I am, an innocent 12 year old boy standing there, scoopable frito chip in hand, in front of Hirsute Henrietta- and I ask for bean dip.

She and Lesbita McClamlickins* begin to snicker uncontrollably in their Birkenstocks.

I mean. Bean dip.

"I got your bean dip right here"


It's just wrong.

*tm , uh TCM 2006

November 25, 2008 7:39 PM  
Blogger Charles said...

I liked the veiled shoutout in the current episode. And to be honest, I found this episode extremely interesting. Trenchcoat is certainly well-versed in comic lore, and I enjoy the factoids he throws out. It's kind of interesting that Help! help cause the formation of Monty Python.

November 25, 2008 10:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Xantesfire, I thought you might be happy to know that after repeatedly asking me to make more revealing costumes, I have decided that my next project shall be the She-Predator:


November 26, 2008 2:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay listened to the episode.
The following is all directed at Trekkie:
It was a bad idea bringing up paraphilias on this podcast. You knew where TC would take it.

Fetish for mechanisms? Well fictional robots are pretty hot. Mmm Optimus.
Also, cars can have a certain appeal to them. I was in one of those Audi R8's and I swear I had an orgasm when that thing went flat out.
It was magical.
I wish I could have driven it but I can't drive until next year.

I guess it's the sleekness that I'm appealed to. Shiny, flawless metal, all those components coming together to make something beautiful.
Unlike anything organic, it will never age, never change, never become inperfect and if it is broken it can easily be fixed.

I'm curious to see how a kid would turn out with gay parents. It's an odd situation, but I don't see a problem with it.

If feeding chicken to a herron is cannibalism. Than what is a human who eats primates?

Of which Vincent Price movie do you speak?

Have you listened to 100 yet? It's worth it for AIDSMASTER500!
It was very TNG, but we had TC as a founding father.

Also, you acted disgusted when you said "you liberals will let anyone do anything".
Podcast X is all about that!

The musical episode is one of the best!
You're so boring, thank god TC took over. To make a show interesting you must be willing to try new and wacky things. You haven't got a theatrical bone in you!

Oh and I know where Khan is. If I can get my Skype to work we shall tell that story.

Oh, you're a Mac, that explains everything.


November 26, 2008 4:46 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Machiko is hot. That's who the main female character in AVP was suppose to be. Course they messed up the rest of the story by putting it underground, in the antarctic and present day.

I would think it's hard finding pieces for your costume but then I remembered you're in australia. A bit of that bug, a piece off a platypus, this tribal whatzoosis and there's your costume.

According to studies done, females tend to be more open and sure of themselves, while males are more caring and nurturing.

car sex fetish

Guess what part of this video will always reminds me of Courtney now.

Robot head

Chickens don't need to be introduced to cannibalism, if there's a dead chicken or busted egg, they eat it. So would most birds and reptiles and some mammals.

Would you eat cloned human meat? I look forward to a Transmetropolitan future.

November 26, 2008 7:21 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


I'll be back to comment more later; right now I just wanted to predict that Trekkie will wind up starting his own "spanking Courtney" blog, just so he can photoshop himself spanking you...!

November 26, 2008 9:56 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Okay, it's later.

Trekkie, Darwin? Oh, I'll still do "PodQuest DSV" with you...if you co-host that other episode we always talked about. You know the one.

Yes, the Help! shows were supposed to kick off this coming Sunday (hence our on-air "after Thanksgiving" exchange), but I wound up moving #106 (featuring the return of-- oh, like I'm telling) up, which bumped your episodes up, too.

XF, Chickens are cannibals? That'll be good to yell at the PETA types who abuse all us good, wholesome, meat-eating folk. Anyway, it'll feel less ridiculous than when I yell, "Anti-life justifies Colonel Sanders!" at them. And if anyone out there's not reading Final Crisis, just ignore that last bit.

I'd eat cloned human meat, but only if it wasn't genetically altered.

Charles and Courtney, I'm fascinated that one listener's "boring" is another listener's "extremely interesting". Let this be a lesson to anyone planning any creative endeavor - no one's ever gonna get 100% of an audience - in our case especially, as different fans are gonna like different episodes. To use Help!-era jargon, that's what makes horse races, folks.

November 27, 2008 8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't please everyone, yeah that's been said before.

My costume will be made mostly of non-corrugated card and suade.


November 27, 2008 8:51 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

Xantes you are truly a sick pup.

Spanking Courtney like that. For shame!

However, on this day I give thanks for your idea and I have paid homage to it on my own blog (one day only)

The only thing I'm missing is MODOK.

I am off to McDonalds breakfast which is a Thankgiving tradition for me- I like to shape the sausage patties into frightening Bird like objects to frighten the illegal mexicans that must clean up after me.

They whisper "El Diablo" under their breath as they examine my meaty pork art and creamer detritus.

Yes. this day I DO give thanks- for McDonalds, for Illegal aliens and for young, spankable women.

November 27, 2008 10:45 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Happy Thanksgiving.

How long does it take to cook the Thanksgiving ostrich?

November 27, 2008 11:11 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...


ok you win, Xantes.

turkey trumps picard.

you made me laugh and spit out my thanksgiving day "heron surprise"

November 27, 2008 11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I laughed more loudly at the Picard one. Probably because it made reference to something I had said earlier.
Is Optimus just supposed to be watching?
I thought you said "heroin suprise".
And that's pretty sad that you go to McDonald's on "American prequel Xmas"...Aww, you're gonna die alone!
Why am I talking to you so much lately.
Might have something to do with you saying I was great or something.
Also, why disable the comments on your blog. 'You fascist or something?


November 28, 2008 3:00 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

Even I don't know what Optimus prime is doing.

Perhaps he has a fetish for watching organic life forms.

re: Comments
My Blogger setup is odd. If you select an Individual post for example


Then the "post a comment" function works.

I am told I can strip the blog and start over and comments will appear in each post on the main page, but then who knows what else might happen?

Anyhow you are welcome to comment here- as, much to the chagrin of TCM, I have always thought of my blog as one of the public faces of PCX (yours is one now too)

I finally listened to Episode 100 on my car MP3 thingie. I was driving to an old abandoned town in Central Fla after my requisite McDonalds Feast- and I almost chocked on my cajun boiled peanuts when TCM says "What's wrong with Superman?" and you say "He knows what he did...."

Anyway Florida is worse than ANY province or hamburg in your Sunny land. I may just rent a motor home and go cross country to find Khan in time for teh Holiday special (Hopefully better than Colberts)

I wonder if the Aidsmaster 5000 can make an appearance on the Khan Show?

Die alone?

I certainly hope so!

I've had my fill of henpeck, thank you.

The ONLY thing that TCM and I have in common, is that each of us will die alone. I've known that since we were your age and were being tormented by all the sweet young things that were only attracted to opinionated middle aged men.

Lucky for us- that TCM has ALWAYS been opinionated and I have ALWAYS been Middle aged.

oh, and Starhawk? He had some sort of hypnotic tricock powers. He always had the young Bitches.

November 28, 2008 8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm surprised at how highly offended I am at this episode! I LOVE ketchup on my eggs and I have NO PROBLEM with running MS Vista. How dare you bring such filth to the internet airwaves?

I do have a problem with those "I'm a PC" ads that Microsoft put out. Yech.

November 28, 2008 7:06 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

What's wrong with the penis cleaner ads?

November 28, 2008 9:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find it strange that American commercials always compare their products to the competition.
Anyway, if they were to do that in Australia there would probably be a lawsuit.
Although we do get your obnoxious "I'm a mac" ads.

Yay, you listened to my episode!
Could you actually make out what AIDSMASTER5000 was saying?
He'd love to show up on another podcast.

Oh and what do you think of plots in a podcast now?

"sweet young things that were only attracted to opinionated middle aged men."
You talking about me?


November 28, 2008 9:13 PM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

"Oh and what do you think of plots in a podcast now?"


You DID listen to Episodes 7, 8 and 13 right?

Kudos for doing that over skype. Hard enough to do all that goofy stuff in the Hall of Shame.

I was actually impressed that TCM went for the audio fx in ep 100.

In a sense All PCX eps travel in the mystery machine- Come to think of it- I actually do a pretty good Shaggy when drunk.

November 29, 2008 3:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well it's not like I had a choice with the Skype thing.
Right now, that's not even working.
Do you know any other similar programs I could try downloading?


November 29, 2008 5:35 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

Skpe is the only one that you can record with (that I know of) I would uninstall and download the new version and reinstall. Also get rid of that damn Microsoft antivirus and use Avast or AVG. each is light, and headache and cost free.

Also check your firewall.

And as for Middle aged men - I worry that you may be PodCast X's Virtual Girl

November 29, 2008 7:20 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...


Or you can get a mac.

November 29, 2008 8:23 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Trekkie, The only things that need to be stripped are hot underage bitches. Just go to "Settings" in Blogger and under the "Comments" tab, select "Show".

Vichus, I grudgingly accept your right to put ketchup on your eggs (as appallingly gross as that is), but I don't believe for a second you don't have problems with Vista (the Ford Pinto of web browsers.) 'Fess up - how much is Microsoft paying you to spread that pro-MS propaganda?

November 29, 2008 8:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Skype works on my father's computer and that's got 10x the amount of anti-virus software than mine does.
Also, it's a Vista.
I think it might just the router that's messing with my Skype.
So if anyone wants me, I could talk to you on my dad's computer.


November 30, 2008 1:17 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Yes, but can you do that naked?

November 30, 2008 8:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that you mention it, I have used the computer naked.
But that was only because I had just gotten out of the shower and I'd gone to check a new email.

Now the reason I came back here:
Third panel, kind of looks like me when I was that age.


November 30, 2008 8:52 AM  
Blogger MCTREKKIE said...

TM yeah, comments work on individual posts via direct link. I know why, it has nothing to do with a few changing a few simple simple settings.

There is an error in the template which was caused by my two template changes. This is a known blogger bug.

Vista is not a browser per se, but more an OS CANCER that I am managing with Chemo. I prefer Google Chrome, Opera or Firefox as browsers.


It's not the amount of firewall or anti virus it's the settings of each. You'll get it straightened out.

I miss my ibook and OSX. Worked every single day without fail. Till I dropped it while it was on standby.

Now I'm back on the Vista phage.

November 30, 2008 9:37 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

If you were a pedophiliac with a appliance fetish, would she be your fantasy girl?

I don't understand. Why would Doom need a frenchie to build him missile silos, when he is most likely the most technologically advanced dictator? He has Doombots, can't they make a hole in the ground?

Courtney, is that why you like Doom so much? The little girl looks like you and you like to fantasize that it is you? And once her father is gone, Doom caresses the little girl, with his hard steel but gentle hands, as he slowly removes her dress....Well tell us more.

Yes, I am picturing naked emailing.

November 30, 2008 1:03 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Look at Li'l Courtney in that panel. She may look scared (or is that awe?), but check out her body language as she leans eagerly towards Doom.

Oh yeah, she wants it.

November 30, 2008 8:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the rest of that comic, it has Thor and Doom so expect alot of reading!:

So the truth ir revealed, I am actually French and my father was forced to work for Doom and I lost my virignity at age six.

Also, where's the new episode?


November 30, 2008 10:50 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

It's up now.

And that story was worth it just for Don Blake's gentle and sensitive reaction to Doom's unmasking.

December 01, 2008 6:15 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Wonder what the rest of the people will say looking for treatment from Blake and find out he's lying. Isn't that grounds for medical license suspension?

Wow, Doom must have been a harsh master. It looks like you aged from 6 to 18 in a matter of months. Or were you naughty and use the time platform?

I guess Doom is destined to always be an evil dictator unless.

December 01, 2008 12:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe it was just that one newspaper sent only to Doom?
Also, I like how you made reference to Lisa in that comic.
Oh and that picture down the bottom is actually a scary looking Galactus.

December 01, 2008 8:28 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

1st appearance Kurtzman

Thoom officially renamed Podcast X West.

The Order is the new Avenger West Coast.

Black people voted against gay marriage because they think "non-gay" stuff like marriage and military are indicators of not being gay. So they can go to public restrooms and suck on dick, but they're not gay because they are in the army or they are married. When caught they don't say they are gay or bi but emotionally confused or troubled.

You need to get PCX "I bombed a church today" t-shirt.

I'm all for gay marriage because what's more gayer than a wedding?

Nah, feeding a herron some chicken is like a human eating a pig.

If you want a German accent for Dr Comic, write it up and have Courtney do it.

Jackie Gleason was a decency advocate?

MMM, Courtney naked emailing. It feels like it was just yesterday.

August 07, 2011 8:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are you commenting here, exactly? Responding to comments from 3 years ago? I'm glad you speak on behalf of black people, because no laws have been put in place where they can express their political opinion or make their voice heard.

DEEP analysis!

August 07, 2011 11:44 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Because this is the PCX: The Classics Tour.

On the blacks against gay marriage issue, who says I speak on the behalf of black people? I speak from observation and information. As an example see Kingsley.

August 08, 2011 10:16 AM  
Blogger Vichus Smith said...

I say you were speaking for black people; I speak for you.

By "observation and information" Tyler Perry films don't count.

Can we not act like black people are so much down low-er than whites. Right now, some gay white kid is getting a "reeducation" in a camp. That kid should just live with Kingslee in peace.

August 08, 2011 12:46 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Then let me correct you, I do not speak for anyone but me. I do not represent black people, not even my next door neighbors. I so do not represent black people that I checked with IMDB and can positively claim I have never seen a whole Tyler Perry movie. I've seen a scene or two but after a minute or so I realize how not interesting it is and I find something else to watch.

My observation and information comes from either knowing people who turn out to be closet cases, the Village Voice, Dan Savage, and other sources of news.

And who says black people are lower? I only pointed out black people in this case because they were mentioned in this situation. Self hating gays exist in all races. See the GOP, the Religious Right and Marcus Bachmann.

August 08, 2011 10:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dan Savage is in the Village Voice, so what you're saying is that the Village Voice is your main source for news.

How many closeted gay men do you know. How YOU doing, Xantes?

August 09, 2011 9:52 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Dan Savage is in the Voice but he also has a podcast. The Voice is not my main source of news. In fact it barely carries any news anymore. My main sources would be newspaper-Daily News, TV-Rachel Maddow, Radio-1010.

Known? Not many, but I've worked for Saks 5th ave, worked as a messenger and a subway token booth clerk and seen and heard plenty. I've seen a guy get arrested for cock sucking in the Jay st public toilets. Cop latter told me the guy was denying he was gay because he was married. It's just a stress relief.

That's Wendy Williams? I thought she was suppose to be cute and attractive. Not some guy in drag.

August 09, 2011 10:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gay men find Wendy Williams to be VERY attractive. I don't know where you heard that Wendy was attractive. Unless you know what she looked like pre plastic surgery. She's an Amazon with fake body parts all over.

Not that I don't appreciate thick women.

August 09, 2011 11:44 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I heard that from guys I thought were straight. Guess they might not be. More closeted gay guys out there than I thought. Including one guy I worked with as a token booth clerk that helps prove my point about self hating gays. Black guy, Vietnam vet, hates gays, hates the idea of gays in the military, considers marriage sacred even though he's been divorced twice for "irreconcilable differences." And he used to lust over Wendy Williams.

August 09, 2011 3:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's not totally ugly or anything, but she messed with her face, and I for one don't dig that.

August 09, 2011 4:13 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I've found some supposedly pre-surgery shots of her, she seems mannish even then.

By the way, out of the over 100 PCX: The Classic Tour comments I've made, why did you respond to this one? I think I was more "antagonistic" in a few other ones, like the Supergirl/Starhawk comments and maybe a few guest host Thoom episodes. Thoom seriously pissed me off in some old episodes.

August 10, 2011 12:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sure, uh, have a lot of time on your hands to talk to ghosts.

I didn't know you did. Keep in mind that if I didn't put a comments feed or email notification on one of these comment threads, I will not hear about it. Same probably goes for all the old listeners you're chasing down for no reason.

Do any of those old listeners have an avatar next to their comment? If not, you're much more likely to, well, be talking to yourself.

August 10, 2011 9:53 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Who you mean? The Lost? That's why I mentioned them in a recent post and not the old. If I was really chasing them down I would email those that I could.

I started reviewing the old episodes on Vixen's recommendation. I don't care too much if no one answers, figure once TCM got back he would get a kick out of it.

And it's something I do during work to keep me busy.

August 10, 2011 11:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure people would appreciate a random e-mail about a show they probably stopped listening to years ago.

If Trenchcoat ever does come back, because Tim's nightmare scenario about Trenchcoat sitting in some facility, unable to speak properly, could be true. Fucking Tim.

August 10, 2011 2:10 PM  

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