Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Episode 46 - "Can a man DO such a thing?"

PCX reviews Creepy V1 #83

14 Comments:

Anonymous THOOM said...

Where the heck did you find that Esther Rolle "song"? Kudos on finding that obscure nugget (of shit).

I know TV stars in the 60s and 70s used to record albums with psuedo-singing just to make a buck , but I thought Esther had more sense than that.

"Maybe it's.....Or Maybe it's..."

Maybe it's WHAT dummy!?

"("sexy" voice) Maybe it's looove..."

VOMIT, RETCH.

May 18, 2007 11:25 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

What can I add, except -

Another PCX first!

Listening back to this one, even I was tempted to fast-forward through the break song!!

May 18, 2007 5:44 PM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

Makes one wonder where the hell the "other" much overdue and oddly missing episode #46 is?

May 20, 2007 9:26 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

The "other" #46 of which you speak is now the upcoming #47 and #48, because someone (ahem) claimed the world wasn't ready for a two-hour-plus PCX marathon...

May 20, 2007 9:39 PM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

Indeed, Starhawk now remembers(*).

In appreciation of TCM'sagreement, Starhawk continues his praise of TCM's increased cognitive coherence; all hail the Wise One(+).

Meanwhile, I'm gonna have to do a LOT of driving to catch up on all that I seem to have missed...

-Starhawk.backTo.cruising.Altitude

(*) Starhawk argued on behalf of the listeners, that 79.5 minutes should be the maximum cast length - out of respect for those still using CD-ROMS.

(+) see episode #44 where TCM hires a ghost writer to make him sound really, really intelligent and well informed. :-P


P.Q. (parting question)
If we zap Vixens nipples with a small dose of freon, would it ultimately be like sucking on refrigerated purple grapes?

May 20, 2007 9:57 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Probably.

But wouldn't her now-frozen-solid nipple snap completely off in my mouth if I were to gently place it between my teeth and slowly bite down, whereas otherwise, I could simply expect a pleasingly whorish moan of erotic pleasure/pain?

PS Our "CD-length" episode pledge applies only to upcoming Starhawk eps for now (and even then, probably not to the very special 'hawk show down the line of which I dare not say more...

May 21, 2007 11:49 AM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

So all you bitches need better get on out there and get ya'selves a cheap MP3 player, right now, ya dig?

- Starhawk.channelling.Mr.T

P.S.
Nobody bite off freon freezed nipples, you boob. You pluck em, until they crack, and let the frosty red goo ooze out.

(Then they heal, and you can do it again next week. Wherein she will no doubt squeel in whorish antici... Pation. Although, tits with gaping holes where the nipples should be is oddly erotic.)

P.P.S.
Did he just type that out loud, or is this just Podcast-X, playing around to see just how far one can push the cyber-police?

P.P.P.S
Don't worry, Kid; I'm still looking forward to repeatedly licking your nipples right where they are right now.

May 21, 2007 11:08 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Okay, I can't top the expression "frosty red goo", but I can let everyone (but mostly you, 'hawk) know that the (as you call it) "other" #46 is now #48 and #49, not #47 and #48 as originally planned.

Actually, this sort of works, as I can now refer to #48-50 as the epic Return of Starhawk Trilogy.

Any paralells with the original Galactus trilogy in Fantastic Four V1 #48-50 are strictly coincidental.

Or maybe not...

May 24, 2007 8:13 PM  
Blogger Vixen said...

Okay..there's freaky and then there's....Starhawk.

I still love y'all despite the obsession over my boobs (or maybe it's b/c of the obsession over my boobs--"Maybe it's"....heh heh).


Starhawk...I missed you, babe! And I love y'all...you sick fucks!!!

May 26, 2007 7:19 AM  
Anonymous Starhawk said...

This episode was absolutely delicious!

Some of the sound bites are priceless. Too bad Starkawk knows much but remembers nothing, because Starhawk would LOVE to drop some of his favorite quotes here.

Still, these points MUST be mentioned:
1) TCM: apparently you have some realy complex missed emotional disturbances re: gay people, women, children, childhood sexuality, female sexuality, bondage, discipline and societies that have rules. And Starhawk is OK with that.

2) Vixen, it took you HOW long to figure out that TCM is working through some issues with this Podcast? Starhawk dares to say, TCM has so many issues, that we will be all be podcasting for quite some time to come.

3) Fucking the hole. Let's just rearrange the letters to this: One Sick Fuck.

4) Wha'? Dude, it get's funnier every time TCM says that. Talk about some FUCKED ASS tangents!? "Wha'? (a momentary pause while Vixen reminds herself that TCM is borderline insane). I'm just sayin'." Starhawk goes on record here as declaring that as TCM's OFFICIAL catch phrase.

5) The Clarinex episode (or however the hell mortals spell it). Vixen was HILLARIOUS. Braless (ok, Starhawk can dream too), High, Vixen, well trained, submissive, obedient. Hey Zeus: She was damned near orgasmic.

6) That final tirade after the out-ro song. I've got 3 words for you (cuase when shit is THAT funny, Starhawk can't really acurately count): "you pussy pussy faggot pussy". As Vixen said, "why not tell 'em how you really feel?". In fact, kudos Vixen, that whole bit on "unrestrained" TCM had you "intercoursing" in the leagues of the best co-hosts of our time. *ahem* Robin Quivers *ehem* NEVER had to deal with the molestation of small beings (as often) as you do. You are a priceless marvel.

And Starhawk's overall rating for this episode: a nine (9).

Only a 9, because TCM is wrong: the comic is NOT perfect. After all, the kid did not "actually" have the chance to feel the love of his father before he died, so by TCM's standards, there is technically still room for it to improve.

(Starhawk would also add that: since when did mercy killing involve shooting one in the back? not the quickest death, I suppose.)

So enough said.
This is perhaps the BEST episode of PCX ever published. It was so good, Starhawk is very proud of both of you! :-)

You two were so good together (with or without Mr. Vixen's approval), that Starhawk was thinking you might have the chops for a legitimate venue. One that pays. Which would be scary.

-Starhawk.hopingThat.PCXcan.
Keep up this quality of work! :-)

May 28, 2007 10:03 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

In fact, the only way we could possibly top #46 would be if your sire, PODON himself, were to appear on the show.

This post has been brought to you by the Podcast X Department of Foreshadowing.

May 28, 2007 2:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the first episode I ever listened to and it blew my mind.
I can't believe it's almost been a year since then.
Good times amd what and adventure it's been so far.

<3 Courtney

PS. It is my dream to get stoned with Dr.Doom

April 18, 2008 4:48 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Understandable. Plus, you just know Doom has the best drugs.

April 18, 2008 5:19 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

PCX: The Classics Tour.

Process of Elimination (item 7529) was okay, but I still wonder why he didn't try to somehow survive. Or why he didn't have one last fuck with his wife.

I'm surprised you didn't also do the other stories in that Creepy mag. Like "Country Pie", story of an innocent middle aged guy picking up a teen girl and her brother.

Or "The Last Superhero", story of Tony Stark's anti-hero law being enacted to the end.

Jonathan Winters? As Mearth he was great. What I think really killed the show is it used to be a comedic commentary by an alien on Earth, later it just became Robin Williams' one liners and jokes.

"Bitches Don't let your pussies fall out."

Robin Quivers used to be useful, now she's just a laugh track.

Not Kool-Aid, Flavor-Aid.

June 01, 2011 5:28 AM  

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