Sunday, August 18, 2013

Episode 204 - The reek of skinned babies and sliced eyeballs.

PCX reviews Justice League Dark #1


Blogger XantesFire said...

Course Zatanna's a bit whorish, back in the 90's when trying to make a comeback, she got a bit of a personality reboot she's suppose to be based on Paula Abdul.

Madam X is a bit of a freak, she used too fuck Merlin who was 100's of years old, and she had the hots for Phantom Stranger and screwed Zatara, hmm, I wonder if she could be Zatanna's mother? Don't say it, I know what you're thinking, "But XantesFire how can such a ludicrous concept happen?" Or at least everyone but Thoom who is thinking, "XantesFire is a stupid asshole." So how can she be her mother, simple is magic.

She found out she was pregnant but she's breaking up with Zatara. But she doesn't want to kill a magic embryo because it brings bad karma. So she magically takes out the baby and time freezes it. Waits a few years til Zatara gets married and "Hocus pocus, ala kazam!" Zatara's wife would then be carrying Madam Xanadu's fertilized embryo with no one the wiser.

I thought Topanga was cute but I could never get into that show. They are starting a spin off with Topanga and Corky as parents of a girl. Show's to be called Girl Meets World, Mature Topanga isn't that cute but supposedly sex tape.

What's crazy about filthy flying teeth? It's Tooth Fairy land. I have to agree with Starhawk, if Starhawk was saying Cyborg is stupid, I faded out for a few minutes. Anything is crazier than flying teeth. Bloody toenails, lactating nipples, squirting assholes, etc.

August 21, 2013 11:22 AM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Oops, did that wrong, sex tape.

August 21, 2013 11:27 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I just wonder when Zatanna got all those tattoos. I don't remember her being all inked up before.

In Xanadu's defense, I'd fuck her, even though she's technically hundreds of years old now.

"Mature Topanga" apparently hit the wall...face-first!

You'll be relieved to know there's only two more Starhawk episodes coming up; I was determined to review this whole arc.

August 21, 2013 12:25 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

I can't remember for sure but I think she had gotten tattoos back in her 1990 miniseries to either power her or ward off spells. Don't know why 52 would have them.

Starhawk is okay as long as you don't bring in racial politics and MCT.

August 22, 2013 10:28 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Since you mentioned it, Starhawk "discusses" racial politics in episode 206.

August 22, 2013 1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I'm not going to give you the 411, then I guess you can count on Xantes. I was surprised, Trenchcoat, that you have an interest in current Topanga, who's thicker and also 30-something. I would recommend the porn star Teen Topanga, but at this point even she's in her 20s.

Now the young Topanga on Boy Meets World, the young girl most of us viewers fell in love with, is who I think you would be into. I would die for a real Danielle Fishel sex tape, even at her "advanced" age.

I don't know in what spirit the newly returned Starhawk means when he calls women "whores," but I love whores. Without women who just have sex like it's not that big a deal, some poor men would go without sex their whole lives. I live sluts even more, because they have sex for the hell of it, instead of for pay.

I don't want it to seem if I dislike Courtney or anything. At least she has the sense to cosplay and allow us a peak at what nature has given her.

Speaking of Courtney, I fully blame Starhawk for her disinterest in this podcast.

September 15, 2013 4:36 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I blame myself for letting her record that Podcast XXX four-parter with Starhawk in the first place.

September 15, 2013 5:15 PM  
Anonymous pcxStarhawk said...

Accept the word of one who knows.
I, Starhawk, generally mean whores in the most connotative vs. denotative way. Indeed, the honorable whore (aka the stripper, the prostitute, the whore who sells her body for crack) is indeed a boon and a benefit to society. Coincidentally, she is also and often times a creature of benefit to the cosplay community (may all of their fantasy clad boobs be kissed by Starhawk's lips, or perhaps better, Starhawk's tri-cock's tip).

Unfortunately, the term "whore" is primarily bootyshanked and shanghaied by the lowliest of creatures, the LYING whore, aka the women of virtue who can neither admit their whorish nature nor deny their desires to act with whorish hypocrisy.

Again, Starhawk is not quoting from the review, but instead marking a line in the sand: show Starhawk a woman of earth who denies her desires to be a denotative whore, and Starhawk will show you a whore who is lying herself and society.

So speaks the Starhawk.
So let it be written; so let it be known.

- pcxStarhawk.
believing the strangest things; loving the aliens.

September 15, 2013 10:39 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...


September 15, 2013 11:28 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

What the...?

Have I really been gone so long?

The puppies.
The girlfriend.
The online game.
The puppies.

Guess I have.

March 13, 2014 10:15 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

Welcome back.

March 13, 2014 2:19 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Thanks. Can't say it won't accidentally happen again. I thought only 2 months had passed.

March 14, 2014 1:08 PM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

I blame the puppies.

March 14, 2014 9:03 PM  
Blogger XantesFire said...

Shhh. I'm hiding in my room so I can do online stuff but she knows I'm here. She's scratching at my door.

March 26, 2014 9:48 AM  
Blogger T Mafia said...

See? That's only one reason why cats are better than dogs.

March 26, 2014 4:37 PM  

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